~moemoeaddams

There once was a hobo named Bob,
Who sat in his box upon the rocks,
Oh the days he spent,
In that box throwing those rocks,
Oh the pedestrians he hit,
Today bob spots a fellow,
A hair remover salesman was he,
Bob laughed evilly,
1,4,73 bob counted and aimed,
Plop the pebble hit the salesman,
“My dear man!” he turned and smiled,
Then in a cheesy commercial voice he asked,
“Would you be interested in-”
“No!” bob the hobo exclaimed,
“You may not take me in for government testing!
And I swear to drunk llamas do fly!”
“Sir I assure you” the sales man said trying to calm the hobo,
“I do not question your debatable beliefs or your utter distain
For the goverment i only-''
"i will never btray the the duct tape king!!!!!!!"
the hobo then peceeded to bludgen the sales men who, as it may seem was infact a govermet agent
bob was captured and tested
do you wish to know what they found?
--tune in next week for the conclusion to bob the hobo!--